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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Chuck Norris! Jul 6, 2010 23:11:01 GMT -5

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Post by kcb500 on Jul 6, 2010 23:11:01 GMT -5

Ok. This game is just for fun. Rules: First person posts a Chuck Norris joke. Then second person posts a different Chuck Norris joke and so on and so on. Number your posts! You can't post a joke someone's already used. And no lame jokes or jokes that make fun of the Mighty Chuck, only exalting jokes, or I delete! If this thread gets no reply I'll delete this website.

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx

Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. ~William Hazlitt

Books had instant replay long before televised sports. ~Bern Williams

kly445 Full Member I can hug you! Posts: 224	Chuck Norris! Jul 7, 2010 13:44:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kly445 on Jul 7, 2010 13:44:22 GMT -5 Chuck Norris can set an ant on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
	Green Day, Owl City, and ICP are awesome. Dis them, and I know where you live. Awww don't worry, I don't stalk people......anymore..... OKay okay forget what I said, but I am seriouso bout dissing mi bands. They are too awesome to dis.

kcb500 Administrator Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Posts: 184	Chuck Norris! Jul 7, 2010 14:04:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kcb500 on Jul 7, 2010 14:04:27 GMT -5 3. Chuck Norris has a nightlight in his room, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. ~William Hazlitt Books had instant replay long before televised sports. ~Bern Williams

jmc1800 Moderator Horses are angels with invisible wings :) Posts: 428	Chuck Norris! Jul 8, 2010 0:12:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jmc1800 on Jul 8, 2010 0:12:20 GMT -5 4. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Today, its decendants are known as Giraffes!
	I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted! I <3 DLB

kcb500 Administrator Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Posts: 184	Chuck Norris! Jul 8, 2010 22:31:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kcb500 on Jul 8, 2010 22:31:43 GMT -5 5. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. ~William Hazlitt Books had instant replay long before televised sports. ~Bern Williams

jmc1800 Moderator Horses are angels with invisible wings :) Posts: 428	Chuck Norris! Jul 8, 2010 23:05:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jmc1800 on Jul 8, 2010 23:05:17 GMT -5 6. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one!
	I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted! I <3 DLB

kcb500 Administrator Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Posts: 184	Chuck Norris! Jul 9, 2010 12:30:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kcb500 on Jul 9, 2010 12:30:32 GMT -5 7. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. ~William Hazlitt Books had instant replay long before televised sports. ~Bern Williams

wpp1000 Administrator I'm the whisper in the dark, the lingering shadows, I am your worst nightmare. Posts: 390	Chuck Norris! Jul 9, 2010 17:33:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wpp1000 on Jul 9, 2010 17:33:30 GMT -5 chuck norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

kcb500 Administrator Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Posts: 184	Chuck Norris! Jul 9, 2010 19:03:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kcb500 on Jul 9, 2010 19:03:51 GMT -5 9. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. ~William Hazlitt Books had instant replay long before televised sports. ~Bern Williams

jmc1800 Moderator Horses are angels with invisible wings :) Posts: 428	Chuck Norris! Jul 9, 2010 20:32:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jmc1800 on Jul 9, 2010 20:32:48 GMT -5 10. Chuck Norris can run around the world and beat up WPP with a fingernail.
	I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted! I <3 DLB

kcb500 Administrator Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Posts: 184	Chuck Norris! Jul 9, 2010 21:09:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kcb500 on Jul 9, 2010 21:09:37 GMT -5 11. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. ~William Hazlitt Books had instant replay long before televised sports. ~Bern Williams

wpp1000 Administrator I'm the whisper in the dark, the lingering shadows, I am your worst nightmare. Posts: 390	Chuck Norris! Jul 9, 2010 21:14:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wpp1000 on Jul 9, 2010 21:14:05 GMT -5 Chuck Norris can beat up air.

jmc1800 Moderator Horses are angels with invisible wings :) Posts: 428	Chuck Norris! Jul 10, 2010 21:12:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jmc1800 on Jul 10, 2010 21:12:39 GMT -5 13. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he cheaks his closet for Chuck Norris
	I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted! I <3 DLB

kcb500 Administrator Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Posts: 184	Chuck Norris! Jul 11, 2010 0:08:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kcb500 on Jul 11, 2010 0:08:53 GMT -5 14. When Chuck Norris goes into a pool. He doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. ~William Hazlitt Books had instant replay long before televised sports. ~Bern Williams

wpp1000 Administrator I'm the whisper in the dark, the lingering shadows, I am your worst nightmare. Posts: 390	Chuck Norris! Jul 11, 2010 9:27:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wpp1000 on Jul 11, 2010 9:27:20 GMT -5 chuk norris can swim on land.

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Post by wpp1000 on Jul 9, 2010 17:33:30 GMT -5

Post by kcb500 on Jul 9, 2010 19:03:51 GMT -5

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Post by kcb500 on Jul 9, 2010 21:09:37 GMT -5

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