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Post by kcb500 on Jul 11, 2010 10:29:35 GMT -5
16. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he has crying scenes.
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Post by jmc1800 on Jul 11, 2010 16:36:42 GMT -5
17. Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
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Post by kcb500 on Jul 11, 2010 22:36:16 GMT -5
18. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Post by wpp1000 on Jul 11, 2010 23:31:57 GMT -5
legend tells of a man who could destroy anyone do anything, Chuck Norris is not this man. Chuck Norris killed this man...
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Post by kcb500 on Jul 12, 2010 13:11:19 GMT -5
(wpp, fail. The real joke is epic.)
20. Chuck Norriks can slam a revolving door.
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Post by jmc1800 on Jul 12, 2010 16:36:04 GMT -5
21. Chuck Norris once ate a entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
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Post by wpp1000 on Jul 12, 2010 16:44:39 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can walk on water
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Post by jmc1800 on Jul 12, 2010 16:46:07 GMT -5
23. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
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Post by wpp1000 on Jul 12, 2010 19:38:49 GMT -5
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the boogey man, the boogey man is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Post by kcb500 on Jul 12, 2010 20:13:29 GMT -5
25. Chuck Norris is why Waldo is hiding.
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Post by wpp1000 on Jul 12, 2010 20:51:42 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can walk on air
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Post by kcb500 on Jul 13, 2010 0:41:40 GMT -5
(Wow... sersiously?)
27. Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
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Post by wpp1000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:31:18 GMT -5
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks
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Post by kcb500 on Jul 13, 2010 11:28:03 GMT -5
29. Chuck Norris is part cherokee indian. Not because his parents were cherokee indian, but because he ate a flippin cherokee indian!
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Post by jmc1800 on Jul 13, 2010 21:47:34 GMT -5
30. The origanal title for Alian VS. Predator was Alian And Predator VS. Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long
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