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Post by wpp1000 on Jul 27, 2010 9:14:45 GMT -5
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Post by jmc1800 on Jul 27, 2010 11:37:20 GMT -5
32. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow underneath his gun.
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Post by chanelleo21 on Jul 30, 2010 18:53:36 GMT -5
33. chuck norris is awesome. no explanation needed...
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Post by jmc1800 on Aug 2, 2010 13:03:25 GMT -5
34. Chuck Norris got hit by Thunder. Twice.
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Post by kcb500 on Aug 5, 2010 0:21:17 GMT -5
35. A man once attempted to insult Chuck Norris. His autopsy showed that he had suffered severe round house kicks to the face and then burst into flames.
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Post by jmc1800 on Aug 7, 2010 15:12:51 GMT -5
36. Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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Post by kcb500 on Aug 10, 2010 13:20:48 GMT -5
37. Chuck Norris doesn't have to be goalie to use his hands in soccer.
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Post by jmc1800 on Aug 10, 2010 19:04:29 GMT -5
38. There is no such thing as Chuck Norris 'jokes', they are Chuck Norris 'facts'.
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Post by kcb500 on Aug 12, 2010 23:26:39 GMT -5
39. Chuck Norris has no home security system. Chuck Norris welcomes intruders.
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Post by jmc1800 on Aug 13, 2010 17:54:56 GMT -5
40. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
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Post by kcb500 on Aug 14, 2010 13:55:08 GMT -5
41. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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Post by jmc1800 on Sept 4, 2010 21:07:26 GMT -5
42. If the IRS ever call your home, answer "This is Chuck Norris." They will hang up, never call again, and exempt you from all taxes.
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